She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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