so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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