its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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