Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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