You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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