all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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