there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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