That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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