I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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