It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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