I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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