Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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