See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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