So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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