Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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