the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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