Already got asked if we're dating
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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