Christians are straight up FREAKS
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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