Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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