Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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