ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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