i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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