This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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