please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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