No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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