love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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