u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
pray to the hookup gods
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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