One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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