I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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