she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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