How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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