you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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