so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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