I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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