Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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