I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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