There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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