i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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