quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize