My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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