16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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