Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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