It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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