Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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