Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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