Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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