I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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