i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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cat food counts as protein by the way
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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