she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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