God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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